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My Bloody Valentine

Lionsgate

United States of America

English

Jensen Ackles

Jaime King

Kerr Smith

Betsy Rue

Edi Gathegi

Tom Atkins

Kevin Tighe

Megan Boone

Karen Baum

Joy de la Paz

Marc Macaulay

Todd Farmer

Jeff Hochendoner

Bingo O'Malley

Liam Rhodes

Michael McKee

Andrew Larson

Jarrod DiGiorgi

Selene Luna

Cherie McClain

Richard John Walters

David Whalen

Denise Dal Vera

Sam Nicotero

Tim Hartman

Ruth Flaherty

Annie Kitral

Jerry Johnston

Rita Gregory

Brandi Engel

Mightie Louis Greenberg

Chris Carnel

Jackson Nunn

Patrick Lussier

Zane Smith

Jack L. Murray

Nancy Nayor

Leeann Radeka

Brian Pearson

Michael Wandmacher

Jonathan McCoy

Hernany Perla

John Sacchi

John Dunning

André Link

Michael Paseornek

Cynthia Ludwig

Zack Grobler

Jared S. Eddo

John Beaird

Maurin L. Scarlata

Andrew Murdock

Debra Dietrich

Sarah Mays

Jeannee Josefczyk

Gary J. Tunnicliffe

Michael McCue

Thomas Burke

Andy Weder

Marc Varisco

Mike Uguccioni

Jared Burke

Kacie Borrowman

Tim Gallin

Chris O'Hara

Trevor Habberstad

Keith Siglinger

Casey Pieretti

Josh Wood

Stephan Burle

Jeff Gatesman

Melissa R. Stubbs

Harry Warden is dead…
 
My Bloody Valentine is directed by Patrick Lussier and collectively written by Zane Smith, Todd Farmer and John Beaird. It stars Jensen Ackles, Jaime King, Kerr Smith, Kevin Tighe and Tom Atkins. Music is by Michael Wandmacher and cinematography by Brian Pearson
 
A remake of George Mihalker’s 1981 slasher, the 2009 version was released in a blaze of 3D frenzy, where it absolutely coined it in at the World’s box offices. It’s not hard to see why, for no matter how much we may moan about remakes and the general languid nature of slashers turned out just for coin, there’s a big market out there for them. As it happens this isn’t half bad, oh it’s all very familiar, there’s another Michael Myers clone stalking the residents of some American town and offing them in gruesome ways. Here the perp is The Miner, dressed up in his work clothes, armed with a pickaxe, face covered by a gas mask that in turn makes him creepy looking and gives him Darth Vader breathing exercises to do. 
 
The mystery element is that this new series of murders are being re-enacted from crimes ten years previously, so is the old killer back from the dead, or is there a copycat at large? Enter troubled teenagers, townsfolk acting suspiciously and mucho blood and screaming sitting in tandem together. There’s the requisite amount of nudity, including one of the longest nude scenes ever, while Lussier shows a good knack for blending humour with the terror. The 3D is of a high standard, and the sound mix is incredible, this really is one to give your sub-woofer a work out. It pans out as expected, but it manages to eek out good suspense for its finale and having Atkins and Tighe in the movie is a reassuring presence.
 
The original was no great film anyway, and although this is better, it’s still just a bunch of acting props being killed in different ways. But it is effective and above all else it’s fun. 7/10

***Quite good, as slashers go***

The heir of a mine (Jensen Ackles) in a remote town in Pennsylvania returns ten years after a Valentine’s Day massacre that took the lives of 22 people. When a psycho slayer dressed as a miner with a pickaxe also shows up the sheriff (Kerr Smith) naturally suspects the heir, who happens to be the ex-beau of his wife (Jaime King). 

"My Bloody Valentine" (2009) is a remake of the 1981 slasher but is different enough to view as a sort-of sequel. It includes most of the vital elements for an effective flick of this genre.

The basic formula was well established by "Halloween" (1978) and the first two "Friday the 13th" flicks (1980-1981): A crazy masked killer and a group of youths in a specific environment, whether a town, camp, forest, college, resort, building, etc. In this case it's a mining town, shot in Kittanning and Bethel, PA, and points nearby along the Allegheny River. So the film gets a big plus for filming somewhere other than friggin’ British Columbia! (Not that there's anything wrong with BC, of course, but enough is enough).

Beautiful women is a must for these types of films and "My Bloody Valentine" delivers superbly with Jaime King (Sarah), Megan Boone (Megan) and Betsy Rue (Irene), the latter in an extended nude scene, which I think is unnecessary, but some will obviously appreciate it.

Most importantly, the story is engrossing and keeps you guessing as to the identity of the killer till the very end. Compared to the original movie, it’s more compelling and all-around more entertaining.

The film runs 1 hour, 41 minutes.

GRADE: B+

Andre Gonzales

Very good movie. Love the death scenes. Just wish their was a lot more action and murder scenes.

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