Comedy

Western

The Villain

Rastar Productions

United States of America

English

Kirk Douglas

Ann-Margret

Arnold Schwarzenegger

Paul Lynde

Foster Brooks

Ruth Buzzi

Jack Elam

Strother Martin

Robert Tessier

Mel Tillis

Laura Lizer Sommers

Ray Bickel

Jan Eddy

Mel Todd

Jim Anderson

Ed Little

Dick Dickinson

Richard Brewer

Charles Haigh

Ron Duffy

Earl W. Smith

Mike Cerre

Lee Davis

Dick Armstrong

Sheldon Rosner

Bud Stout

Hal Needham

Robert G. Kane

Mort Engelberg

Paul Maslansky

Bill Justis

Walter Hannemann

Carl Anderson

Bob Mackie

Bobby Byrne

Stu Fleming

Robert Gould

Dorothy Parkinson

Hallie Smith-Simmons

William Turner

George Masters

Cherie

Dorothy Byrne

Frankie Bergman

Gilbert B. Combs

David Hamburger

A slow-witted cowboy named Handsome Stranger (Arnold Schwarzenegger) is acting as a bodyguard of sorts for a woman named Charming Jones (Ann-Margret). Charming is traveling across the West with fortune in a locked chest. An old outlaw named Cactus Jack (Kirk Douglas) is hired to steal the chest. Cactus Jack comes up with trap after trap to try to get his hands on the loot, but each plan fails epically. 
 
I can't tell you how many reviews I've read comparing The Villain to a live action Wile E Coyote cartoon. While I see some comparisons, the difference is that Wile E Coyote's tales are funny and told with wit and charm. The tale of Cactus Jack is filled with failed attempts at comedy and is about as dull as anything I've seen recently. None of it worked on me. I knew I was in trouble five minutes into the movie when Jack has an argument with his horse. Ugh. I could see my 6-year old laughing at some of Jack's hijinks, but none of it brought as much as a smile to my face. I was bored to tears. Without a car in sight, director Hal Needham seems horribly out of his element. 
 
As for the acting, I watched The Villain for Schwarzenegger. However, in 1979, he was still a terribly green actor. In most scenes, he's as stiff as a board. The ridiculously gorgeous Ann-Margaret almost makes The Villain worth watching on her own, but after a while, ogling Ann-Margret can get tedious. As for Douglas, what an embarrassment! Let's just say that comedy wasn't his thing. The highlight of the cast for me was easily Strother Martin in a bit part. His five minutes of screen-time were easily the best part of the film.

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Ann-Margret

Arnold Schwarzenegger

Paul Lynde

Foster Brooks

Ruth Buzzi

Jack Elam

Strother Martin

Robert Tessier

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